魔都上海,1·06聚会备忘录

  在备忘录的开始,请大家闭上眼睛,从心底真诚的一起鄙视zhangjin同学的临阵脱逃,阿门。
  
  对了,还有西贝同学。但是由于西贝同学是美女,我就不带头鄙视了,请大家自由发挥。
  
  好吧,言归正传。
  
  约好的时间是10:30,FANYU同学准时达到集合地点,然后call我们。在此同时,由于老7同学嗜睡。。此时的汤臣豪园,还是一片睡态。。在此,我代表CCTV、MTV、BTV,同时代表老7本人向fanyu同学道歉。老7真是太不应该了。
  
  在小童同学的呼吁督促下,终于叫醒了老7及诸位帅哥,踏上了来到魔都上海之后,最遥远的一次征途。
  
  很快,在世纪大道附近一招商银行内,与已等待一百余分的fanyu同学汇合。所幸,fanyu同学貌似也没有按时赶到,但也面露嗔态。小童同学再一次转达了党中央对fanyu同学被放鸽子的真诚慰问和沉痛哀悼,fanyu同学当即表示,放鸽子不要紧,只要主义真,等死她fanyu,还有后来人。党中央对fanyu同学态度表示非常满意,小童同学亲自批示,新华社全文播发fanyu同学表态,号召全党全军全国人民向fanyu同志学习。
  
  兵合一处,向小军同学家进发,当中曲折按下不表。对fanyu同学敢于带路的勇气给予表扬,同时对fanyu同学不认识路还瞎带路的虎性给予批评。。
  
  终于,在公元2007年1月6日下午1时。一行四人三男一女(女?)终于浩浩荡荡来到位于魔都上海的虹口区小军家。
  
  在此,要鄙视帅哥wudi无组织无纪律的迟到行为。请自觉写检查一枚交发送邮件至小童同学,并抄送网易丁三石、sohu张骚包、新浪曹老头,以示诚意。
  
  午饭简单用后,开始牌局。
  
  fanyu同学号称数学系毕业的理科强人,小栋听闻有粗腿可抱,大喜,主动要求与fanyu一家,这种见利忘义的卑劣行为遭到在场爱国人士的一致谴责。可惜,千算万算,这个粗腿原来是水货。。
  
  为给fanyu同学和我国及英国数学界同仁留下稍许薄面。就不在详细描述小栋和fanyu同学被小童和小军同学打的落花流水的惨痛的场景。
  
  我想说的是,总监就是总监-_-#
  
  好吧,接下来就是电脑游戏环节,小童同学和老7同学联手打造出2007帝国第一强队,但是被变态电脑惨痛蹂躏。事后分析,老7技术太差,拖累了帅哥小童的发挥,可惜啊可惜。
  
  wudi同学终于出现了,由于wudi同学在本次活动中迟到,所以对wudi同学的表现不做深度报道。请大家发挥想象力,想象wudi同学在喝掉一杯六十五度二锅头后的猥亵嘴脸。请大家突破极限,积极想象。没有最猥亵,只有更猥亵。。
  
  至于我们的晚饭,fanyu同学功不可莫,几个大菜炒的是酣畅淋漓。味道嘛。。。。请大家参照张江盒饭五元标准积极想象。吃过之后,我大有一番“我自横刀向天笑,去留肝胆两昆仑”的豪情壮志。。
  
  老7同学的鱼还是值得表扬的,但是头没有做熟儿,颇刹风景。大家知道生鱼片什么味道么?羡慕我们吧,我们今天吃的很high。。。
  
  最后用一句打游诗结束本次魔都上海FB之行备忘录。
  
  曾记幼时德为先,孝悌忠信礼义廉;
  而今七字都变更,人不腐败枉少年!

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